Ron O'Dell (keeper1st) wrote,
Ron O'Dell
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Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World" parody with Slappy Squirrel

Just a little idea I had...

Open on a shot of Slappy's half-crazed grin. Zoom out on the opening line.

NARRATOR
She has won Academy Awards for her personality alone.

Having zoomed out, we see that she is wielding a large wooden mallet at Motion Picture Academy members who fearfully are holding out Oscars.

Cut to some appropriate Slappy scene of abuse to match the following line.

NARRATOR
To her, a bit part is one in which the actor is blown to bits.

Slappy blows up the hapless abuse victim and laughs.

NARRATOR
She is... the crankiest of creatures in the whole wide world.

Cut to looking up at Slappy's tree house window. She is leaning out the window, on an anvil that is perched on the sill. The word ACME is written on it twice.

SLAPPY
I don't always drop anvils, but when I do, I prefer Dos Acme.

She raises the anvil above her head. The camera movement clearly indicates that the operator is alarmed.

SLAPPY
Stay still, ya shmutz!

She releases the anvil. The camera falls over as the operator makes a run for it, but we hear his failure, with accompanying shooting stars onto the screen.
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