Here's one you don't hear anymore...
Just for fun, I dug out my old tapes to make this mp3.Click to listen (1MB MP3 file)
The "singer" is comedian Kip Adotta, best known for his punny recitatives Wet Dream
and Life in the Slaw Lane
. I recorded this in 1983 when he was a guest on the Dr Demento Show. (I recorded a few tapes worth in '83 and '84. I guess they're all real classics now, 20 years past!)