Tuesday, I needed to stop for gas on the way to work, and I pulled into a Chevron station -- one of those with the car wash attached. I first noticed the most annoying irony in a sign on their door, then later noticed the same thing on the pumps themselves.
They were signs for some car wash club card thing. They have, in giant bold letters:
Looking good has it's rewards.
I mean, I like irony, generally, but that's just so damn annoying!